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Johnny's mom had 3 kids: Nicolas, Jeffrey, and..... what was the name of the 3rd kid?

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Poll #277640 What do you do?

You're on your way out of the video store, and the person you happen to be behind walks through the door and lets it practically slam in your face, even though you know he knew you were behind him. What do you do?

Your nextdoor neighbor is playing their music loud during the day all the time, and the music is offensive. Legally, they are allowed to play it up until 10pm. Saying anything to them could aggravate them and they'll do it all the more. What do you do?

You're in the grocery store, and you see a 4-year-old child throwing an absolute fit because his mommy or daddy won't buy him candy. The child is screaming and throwing things off the shelves. But, then you see one of the parents spank the baby about 10 times really hard. You feel that the child deserved discipline, but at the same time, you think that the spankings the child got were way too hard and possibly left bruises. What do you do?

You've just gotten your new driver's license, and the photo they took is horrible. You blinked as they took the picture and you hate your new license now. What do you do?

Your car runs out of gas on the side of the highway day. You're about 10 miles from your house, and you have no cell phone. What do you do?

During the day, you are driving down the highway and you see someone of the same sex as you. Their hood is up and they're looking desperate for help. What do you do?

You're in your house all by yourself. You've just finished going to the bathroom and realize there's no toilet paper or even paper towels. What do you do?

You're looking off a bridge into some deep water that is moving quickly, but it is very clear and you can see the bottom. At that moment, you see what appears to be a gold coin. What do you do?

You have a good job, a good boss, and good insurance. However, you just found out that your boss did something very illegal outside the work place years ago, and never got caught. What do you do?

You turn the corner into the magazine section at a store, and notice one of those subscription cards laying on the floor. What do you do?

You're driving along, and the person in the car in front of you has just flipped a cigarette butt out their window and it hit the hood of your car. What do you do?

You give your best friend very good advice, and you end up getting slapped in the face pretty hard. What do you do?

You're invited to a new friend's house for dinner, and they tell you that the glass of milk in front of you is fresh goat's milk from one of their goats on their farm. What do you do?

At work, you're accused of stealing $100 from the till, and you have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. What do you do?

You're at a Denny's Restaurant, and someone purposely walked out with one of their coffee mugs, but you also noticed that they left an $8 tip. What do you do?

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Poll #276510 Stupid Questions

You're in the restroom at restaurant. An employee takes a dump and walks out without washing his hands. What do you do?

Go tell the manager
6(37.5%)
Go tell the employee he's disgusting and throw bread-pudding in his face
4(25.0%)
You could care less
6(37.5%)
You slash his tires and pour sugar in his gas tank
0(0.0%)
I wasn't aware that you're supposed to wash your hands after going to the bathroom
0(0.0%)

You're driving behind someone who left their gas cap door open. You...

Honk and gesture to their gas cap
10(55.6%)
Know it's none of your business; he'll figure it out
5(27.8%)
Drive by and laugh, making the "L" sign on my forehead
3(16.7%)

You're in church, and someone farts. You...

Start laughing out loud
5(31.2%)
Get disgusted and move to a different "pew"
2(12.5%)
Turn around and call the person a sinner
0(0.0%)
Go sit next to the person
0(0.0%)
So someone farted in church. Big deal
9(56.2%)

You somehow found out that you're getting fired on Friday

Confront your boss right away
11(61.1%)
Could really care less
1(5.6%)
Quit right away
5(27.8%)
Allow yourself to get fired because you deserved it
1(5.6%)
Send threatening letters to your boss
0(0.0%)

Your dresser falls on you in your home trapping you all day. Until you're rescued, you...

Scream for help until blood sprays from your mouth
3(16.7%)
Play an imaginary game of solitaire
0(0.0%)
Play truth or dare with yourself
1(5.6%)
See if you can reach the fridge and grab a beer
5(27.8%)
Screw it, I didn't want to go to work anyway
9(50.0%)

Which of the following most closely resembles you?

Jerk
4(25.0%)
Snob
4(25.0%)
Stinky
2(12.5%)
Slow
3(18.8%)
Stupid
0(0.0%)

Describe yourself in one word

On the scale below, rate the planet earth (1 is the worst, 10 is the best)

Mean: 6.22 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.02
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
1(5.6%)
4
4(22.2%)
5
2(11.1%)
6
4(22.2%)
7
1(5.6%)
8
3(16.7%)
9
2(11.1%)
10
1(5.6%)

You're sitting at home by yourself, and you have a booger that is super annoying. You...

Go get some toilet paper or Kleenex and blow my nose
11(64.7%)
Pick my nose and flick it across the room
4(23.5%)
Pick my nose and wipe it on the table
0(0.0%)
Try to ignore it
0(0.0%)
Pick my nose and smear it into the carpet
2(11.8%)

Pretend you've hade a pet hamster for 3 years that you got attached to. It has just died. What do you do?

Hold a little funeral and bury it somewhere important
8(44.4%)
Bury it without a funeral
6(33.3%)
Ask someone to bury it for you
3(16.7%)
Other
1(5.6%)

If the following two animals fought, which would be the winner?

Lion
14(77.8%)
Large Gorilla
4(22.2%)

If the following two animals fought, which would be the winner?

Python
10(55.6%)
Gorilla
8(44.4%)

If the following two animals fought, which would be the winner?

Kitten
4(22.2%)
Wolf
14(77.8%)

On the scale below, rate the current weather where you live (1 is the worst, 10 is the best)

How did you like this poll

I no longer like Brandon
2(11.1%)
This poll totally rocked my world!!!
3(16.7%)
It was stupid, but funny
3(16.7%)
It has the personality of a dead moth
4(22.2%)
It was OK
6(33.3%)
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